Conservatism: COME ON DAVID, THAT'S A LUDICROUS THEORY

I couldn't agree more, but when I look at their agenda (which also includes shoving their God who is bigger than my God down my throat) I'm at a loss to understand their message.

So, how does the conservative agenda define a "conservative"? Well, let's look at a couple of their brilliant contradictions:

1. Against abortion, but for the death penalty.
2. Against "the right to die" for the brain-dead and the terminally ill, but do not support a national healthcare program for the elderly or anyone else.
3. Absolutely do not want young girls to be given a vaccine against cervical cancer but they do want to force feed anyone in a coma.

Conservatism Defined: Respect Life, but Don't Nurture It

I mean, what is it with conservatives? They will do anything, and I mean ANYTHING to make sure we have as many births as possible. It's almost a locust mentality, over-tax this planet's resources as much as they possibly can by continuing to over-populate the planet at a break-neck pace. Except for one thing: they only seem to care about the physical birth or at least the process of whatever it is in there leaving it's host and then, how it exits this existance.

They absolutely do not support ensuring care for ALL mother's, specifically those without healthcare. If they were concerned with "LIFE", no one in this country, and probably on the entire planet would be without access to healthcare. So basically, the conclusion could be drawn that conservatives and zealots actually only care about the actual act of "an embryo becomming a fetus and then vacating it's host". They don't care whether it's miscarried, still born, wanted, unwanted, loved, unloved, or a happy, healthy baby.

Do NOT mistakenly assume that they approve of the act of intercourse. Sex is the greatest evil, according to their passionate rejection of Janet Jackson's nipple. This segment of the population could careless about "quality of life" and they seem especially bent on depriving everybody of anything that could bring them pleasure or in any way indicates that there is true and natural beauty in this world as evidenced by the current administration's policies on the environment. In fact, if sex were an aweful, unpleasurable act that was painful, then life as a conservative would be perfect.

Conservatism Defined: The Chicken, The Egg, The Embryo, and Moral High Ground

"EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL"

Bush's reasoning for his stem cell research veto is more of the same old rhetoric we've come to expect from religious zealots and far right conservatives that support this ridiculous veto.

I think Harry Moore of the Center for Stem Cell Biology at the University of Sheffield in Britain summed it up best:

"Most embryos produced by a normally fertile women will fail before implantation and not go on to a pregnancy. To call it 'murder' to use embryos donated for research is just emotional blackmail," Moore said in a statement.

That seems to be the most accurate description of what the previously mentioned zealots and conservatives use to ram their morals down the rest of our throats. Thank you Mr. Moore.