Conservatism: COME ON DAVID, THAT'S A LUDICROUS THEORY

I couldn't agree more, but when I look at their agenda (which also includes shoving their God who is bigger than my God down my throat) I'm at a loss to understand their message.

So, how does the conservative agenda define a "conservative"? Well, let's look at a couple of their brilliant contradictions:

1. Against abortion, but for the death penalty.
2. Against "the right to die" for the brain-dead and the terminally ill, but do not support a national healthcare program for the elderly or anyone else.
3. Absolutely do not want young girls to be given a vaccine against cervical cancer but they do want to force feed anyone in a coma.